A Skibidi Toilet Ride is Coming to Disney World
Skibidi Toilet is replacing Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind. Disney is closing one of their most popular rides, replacing it with a toilet head.
Anna and Kristoff Will Get Divorsed in Frozen 3
Not only does Elsa marry a woman in Frozen 3, but her sister, Anna, gets married and divorced with Kristoff. This is a dark twist for a Disney movie.
First-Ever Tortured Poets Department Concert at Disney
Taylor Swift will perform her first-ever Tortured Poets Department concert inside Disney World. The concert will be free with a valid theme park admission.
BREAKING: Disney World May be Closing Permanently in 2025
In breaking Disney news, Walt Disney World may be closing in 2025. This is due to poor financials as well as a losing battle to Universal Studios.
New Land, Nostalgialand is Coming to The Magic Kingdom
A brand new land is coming to The Magic Kingdom. Nostalgialand will be made of extinct Disney attractions like Maelstrom, Great Movie Ride, and more.
Women Can Now Have an Abortion Inside Disney World
In a controversial move, women can now get an abortion inside Disney World. This is part of the new Planned Parenthood inside the Magic Kingdom.
Splash Mountain Officially Returning to Disney World
In a controversial move, Disney is bringing Splash Mountain back. It’s part of the Beyond Big Thunder expansion, allowing Tiana’s Bayou Adventure to remain.
Joe Biden Promises Free Disney World Tickets
In order to buy more votes, Joe Biden is promising all Americans free 5-day tickets to Disney World. Of course, there are many concerns over this proposal.
BREAKING: The 2025 Masters Will Played at Disney World
In breaking news, the 2025 Masters Tournament will be hosted at Disney World. Disney bought the rights to host The Masters 5 years for a whopping $500 million.
Have Your Funeral at Disney World for $15,000
Guests can now have a funeral at Disney World for only $15,000. The service includes putting the corpse on the ride for one last ride with family and friends.