Dumb Criminal: Man Steals Test Track Car, Arrested on I-4
A dumb criminal is pulled over and arrested on I-4 after stealing a car from Disney’s Test Track. He was pulled over after failing to signal.
Month: April 2023
New Rule: Kids Required to Wear Leashes At Disney World
All kids at Disney World are now required to wear a leash inside the parks. This controversial rule is to reduce the number of kids who get lost in the parks.
BREAKING: Disney World Officially Moving to New Orleans
It’s official, Disney World is moving from Lake Buena Vista, Florida to New Orleans, Louisiana. This is due to the ongoing Desntis vs Disney battle
Disney World Bans Shorts and Skirts in Parks
Disney World officially bans skirts and shorts inside their parks. This is due to the extensive amount of people being “dress coded” in their parks.
Tiana’s Bayou Adventure Canceled, Replaced With Qdoba
Say goodbye to Tiana’s Bayou Adventure. The project is officially cancelled. Instead, Disney will replace Splash Mountain with a Qdoba.
Disney Launches Line of Park Scented Perfumes and Colognes
You can now smell like Disney World all day long with their new line of Magical Memories perfumes and colognes. Enjoy the best scents of Disney
National Guard Blocks All Entrances to Disney World
The Florida Government calls in the National Guard to block all entrances to Disney World. This is a power play to put pressure on Disney
Guests Enjoy New EPCOT Fountain Turned Hot Tub
Sitting in a fountain in EPCOT may seem unconventional, but it’s not. The World Showcase fountain is now a hot tub for all guests to enjoy inside EPCOT
Magic Kingdom New Summer Park Hours – Open 24/7
Magic Kingdom will not close this summer. Disney is implementing new summer park hours, which means the park will be open 24/7, all summer long
National Treasure Experience Replacing Tom Sawyer Island
A new National Treasure experience is coming to Magic Kingdom. Tom Sawyer Island is set to close permanently and will be replaced by this experience.