Disney World Building Missile Defense System
A new missile defense system is coming to Disney World. This would make the parks the safest place on earth if World War 3 breaks out
Month: June 2023
Dr. Doofenshmirtz Drop-Inator Replacing Tower of Terror
The Tower of Terror is closing and will be rethemed to Dr. Doofenshmirtz Drop-Inator. This new ride will be based on the hit show Phineas and Ferb
Drag Day Coming to Magic Kingdom During Pride Month
Drag day, a day celebrating drag queens is coming to Magic Kingdom in June for pride month. However, this decision has many parents furious
New “Woke” Scene Coming to Carousel of Progress
A long overdue update is coming to the final Carousel of Progress scene. However, many are considering the update to be “woke”
Free Refillable Beer Mugs Coming to Disney World
Refillable beer mugs are coming to Disney World. For only $150, you can drink free beer at Disney for a week. This has many guests excited.
Disney Announces ‘Pixar Prison’ – Camp for Misbehaving Kids
Disney just announced Pixar Prison. This is a new camp that focuses on fixing the behavior of children, while parents enjoy Disney World
Woman Gives Birth on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster
In strange Disney news, a woman gave birth on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster yesterday. It forced a temporary closure. Luckily, the baby is healthy.
Donald Trump Presidential Rally Coming to Magic Kingdom
In a controversial move, Donald Trump will host a rally inside Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. He will attack DeSantis and generate lots of revenue for Disney
Tower of Terror Style Elevators Coming to Disney Resorts
Deluxe Disney World resorts will now have an added benefit. Disney is turning their elevators into Tower of Terror style elevators for more thrill.