FDA Approves a Post-Disney Depression Drug
The FDA has just approved a new drug to treat Post-Disney Depression. This new drug will require a doctor’s prescription to take.
Month: July 2023
Weight Limit Coming to Disney World and Disneyland Rides
A maximum weight limit is now being added to many Disney World and Disneyland rides. This is to make the rides safer, but has many people upset
Exclusive Interview: Walt Disney’s Frozen Head Confirmed
An exclusive interview with an anonymous Alpha-1 Disney security guard confirms that Walt Disney’s head is actually frozen.
Disney Tasing and Pepper Spraying Their Guests
Disney is deploying new measures to control their crowds. They are now tasing and pepper spraying guests that break the rules.
Phineas and Ferb Roller Coaster Coming to Disney World
The Coolest Coaster ever is coming to Hollywood Studios. This new ride will be based on the roller coaster from the first ever Phineas and Ferb episode
Kilimanjaro Safaris Hunting Experience Now Available
If you’ve wanted to go hunting inside Disney World, now you can. The Kilimanjaro Safaris hunting experience lets you hunt wild animals in Animal Kingdom
NEW Virtual Disney World Endurance Training Program
Disney has a new virtual Disney World endurance training program. For $1,000, certified trainers will help you prepare for your Disney trip
Guests Sneak Dead Taxidermied Family Member Into Disney
A family was caught sneaking their dead grandpa into Disney World. They got him taxidermied so he appeared lifelike, however, the plan failed
Mouse Trap News Celebrates One Year Anniversary!
We are celebrating our one year anniversary of Mouse Trap News! What better way to celebrate than breaking down our top 10 stories in our first year!
Dog-Friendly Disney Rides Currently Being Tested
Do you want to ride Disney rides with your dog? You may soon be able to. Disney is testing dog-friendly rides, so your dog can ride with you at Disney World