Moana’s Epic Voyage – New Water Ride Coming to EPCOT
A new water ride is coming to EPCOT. Inspired by the movie Moana, Moana’s Epic Voyage is a new ride like Splash Mountain, replacing The Seas
Month: August 2023
“Disney Adult” Now Legally Recognized as an Ethnicity
In a surprsing announcement, Disney Adult is now legally recognized as an ethnicity by the US Government due to their unique and strong culture
Toll Booths Being Built Inside Disney World Theme Parks
Toll Booths are coming to Disney World parks. They will be located at the entrances to different lands of the parks. The tolls will be expensive for guests.
Racist Jokes Returning to The Jungle Cruise
The popular Trader Sam and headhunter tribe jokes are returning to the Jungle Cruise. The return of these racist jokes has the world divided
BREAKING: Disney World Tickets May Soon be Free
In breaking Disney news, tickets to Disney World may soon be free. That’s right, going to Disney World may be free if Disney becomes a non-profit in Florida
Crush, The Turtle From Finding Nemo, Has Died
Crush, one of the most popular characters from Finding Nemo, has unexpectedly died. Fans are skeptical about his death and if Disney killed him
Sunday Morning Mass Coming to Magic Kingdom
Disney is implementing Sunday morning mass at the Magic Kingdom. This will be a nondenominational Christian mass led by Pastor Mickey Mouse
Source Confirms Disney Using AI to Write Movies
Disney is failing in the box office. According to an internal source, they have ben using artificial intelligence (AI) to write movie scripts
Disney Bans Proposals in Their Theme Parks
Disney is banning proposals in their parks. Anyone caught proposing at Disney theme parks will be kicked out of the park and may be banned for life
Rolling Blackouts at Disney World: What You Need to Know
Disney is officially implementing rolling blackouts at Disney World. Parts of their parks will close during the day to save money and the environment.