The monorails at Disney World will soon close permanently. This is due to climate change. Instead, Disney will add walkways to replace the monorails
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade will celebrate its 100th year at Disney World. This is the first time ever that it won’t happen in New York City
In breaking news, Disney World removed Cinderella Castle overnight. This was unexpected by Disney and many guests were crying because of this.
The day after Mickey Mouse turned 95, Disney officially changed his name to Mortimer Mouse. This is to honor Walt Disney and make more money.
A scary moment unfolds during Muppet Vision 3D. Fireworks unexpectedly went off in the crowd during the show after a malfunction
Like San Fransisco, Disneyland is cleaning up their park for Chinese Dictator Xi Jinping. This includes replacing the American Flag with the Chinese flag.
In a surprising announcement, Mickey Mouse was named as Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. He is the first cartoon character to be on this list
In a shocking announcement, Disney World is eliminating all lines. Instead, all rides will have virtual queues, allowing you to shop and eat while you wait