“Disney Adult” Now Legally Recognized as an Ethnicity
In a surprsing announcement, Disney Adult is now legally recognized as an ethnicity by the US Government due to their unique and strong culture
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Crush, The Turtle From Finding Nemo, Has Died
Crush, one of the most popular characters from Finding Nemo, has unexpectedly died. Fans are skeptical about his death and if Disney killed him
Source Confirms Disney Using AI to Write Movies
Disney is failing in the box office. According to an internal source, they have ben using artificial intelligence (AI) to write movie scripts
Disney Officially Cancels the Live-Action Snow White Movie
After a ton of controversy and backlash, Disney officially cancels the live-action Snow White movie. This is a rare moment for the Disney company.
BREAKING: Hello Kitty Disney World Theme Park Announced
A new Hello Kitty theme park is coming to Disney World. Hello Kitty World will be the 5th theme park at Disney World, replacing Star Wars Force World
BREAKING: New Disney Theme Park, American Heartland
Disney’s American Heartland is the third Disney Resort coming to the US. Mouse Trap News just revealed this theme park in the works is secret Disney project
Jada Pinkett Smith Cast as Rapunzel in Live-Action Tangled
Disney is casting Jada Pinkett Smith as Rapunzel in the new Tangled live-action movie, just announced. Smith will not grow out her hair or wear a wig
FDA Approves a Post-Disney Depression Drug
The FDA has just approved a new drug to treat Post-Disney Depression. This new drug will require a doctor’s prescription to take.
Exclusive Interview: Walt Disney’s Frozen Head Confirmed
An exclusive interview with an anonymous Alpha-1 Disney security guard confirms that Walt Disney’s head is actually frozen.
Mouse Trap News Celebrates One Year Anniversary!
We are celebrating our one year anniversary of Mouse Trap News! What better way to celebrate than breaking down our top 10 stories in our first year!