Confirmed: Disney is Building a Euthanasia Roller Coaster
It’s been confirmed that Disney World is getting a euthanasia roller coaster. This ride is made to kill the riders so they can peacefully die at Disney
Disney World Offering Buy One Get One Free Tickets
Disney World is offering buy one get one park tickets. Disney rarely has discounts, so this comes as a huge surprise for many guests.
Animal Kingdom Tree of Life Has Officially Died
In sad Disney news, the Tree of Life at Animal Kingdom has officially died. This comes a year after Disney and the USDA was trying to save the dying tree.
Disney Announces “Down” The Sad Sequel to Up
In Down, Dug, Russel, and Carl Fredricksen go on an adventure, however, Dug gets sick and Carl needs to decide if he wants to put him down
Disney World is Actively Preparing For World War III
Disney World will be the safest place on earth if a war breaks out. They are actively preparing and training military for World War III, in case it happens.
Sleep Inside Space Mountain: A New Experience
You can soon sleep under the stars in Space Mountain. For only $1,971, you and up to three guests can sleep inside the ride after the park closes.
BREAKING: Disney Removing All Characters From Their Parks
In shocking breaking news, Disney is removing all characters from their parks. This is due to the ongoing SAG-AFTRA strikes and negotiations.
Disney Eliminating Disability Access Service (DAS)
The Disability Access Service at Disney is being eliminated. This is due to the system being abused by people who don’t actually need the service
Disney Adding Pronouns and More Inclusivity to Nametags
Disney will soon be more inclusive with their Cast Member nametags. They will soon show their pronouns, astrological sign, religion, and blood type
Monsters, Inc. Door Chase Ride Coming to Disney World
A new roller coaster is coming to Hollywood Studios. Monsters, Inc. Door Chase turns the famous movie scene into a brand new thrilling ride.