Disney World is known as “The Most Magical Place on Earth”. It’s a place where families can go and have fun and escape the real world. Disney goes the extra mile to ensure their guests have a great experience. For example, Disney controlling the rain, which we reported on here. But not everything at Disney is amazing and magical. In fact, we just learned from a new study that people who visit Disney World are dying at alarming rates.
There are three things that are certain about life. Death, taxes, and it’s a small world is the worst ride in America, which you can read about here. Today we will focus on death and its connection to Disney World. No, we aren’t talking about the family that brought their taxidermied grandpa on the Haunted Mansion, which we reported on here. We are going to focus on the new study, in which experts are saying that people who visit Disney World are dying at alarming rates.
100% of People Who Visit Disney World Will Die
A new study from experts reveals that 100% of people who visit Disney World will die. This statistic is freaking everyone out and has turned the Disney community upside down. No one thought doomsday would begin with the bombshell investigation that everyone who visits Disney World is going to die. This is the real-life version of Chicken Little.
So why are people who visit Disney World dying at alarming rates? We dug into the study to further understand what is happening and what people are dying from. We initially thought there were a lot of ride-related injuries, like the man who lost his hands on Space Mountain, or bungee jumping off the Tower of Terror. However, there was no mention of that in the study. In fact, when we break it down, people who visit Disney World are dying of many different causes.
According to the experts, people are dying most from heart disease and cancer. This is truly a scary statistic because it begs the questions, why is this happening and are we next? Those who visit Disney World frequently are now concerned that they may die eventually as well. Even people who have visited Disney World once are now questioning if they will die. For example, Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant were known for visiting Disney World a lot and are both dead. “Coincidence, I think not”.
Are People Dying at Disney World?
You can rest easy knowing that most people don’t die at Disney World. In fact, Disney claims that no one has ever died on Disney World property for obvious PR reasons. We did dig into the study to confirm that people aren’t dying at Disney World or even recently after it. However, the case is compelling that 100% of people who visit Disney World will die. We were able to confirm that as a fact.
Maybe the anti-rain system is causing harm. Could it be that people aren’t in shape for a trip to Disney World? We just don’t know from the data yet. It’s also worth noting that the average life expectancy after visiting Disney World is fairly long. It’s not the case that you visit Disney World and then die the next day. Luckily, if you do die, you can be buried in the Haunted Mansion cemetery, but plots are selling fast.
The fact that 100% of people who visit Disney World die is truly earth-shattering and panic-inducing. Scientists are working day and night to understand this phenomenon and if there is anything you can do to avoid death. Walt Disney is with the frozen head technology, however, we normal people aren’t as lucky. The good news is, the average life expectancy is 77 years old in the US, but dropping fast, potentially because of this. Be careful out there folks, it’s a dangerous world.
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