Snipers Added to Disney World Roofs for Security
In an effort to make Disney World parks safer, Disney is adding snipers to their theme parks. They will be hidden on the roofs inside each park.
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In an effort to make Disney World parks safer, Disney is adding snipers to their theme parks. They will be hidden on the roofs inside each park.
You must wear a pronoun pin inside Disney World or you may be banned. This it to make the park more inclusive and prevent lawsuits against Disney
Guests are getting kicked out of Disney World left and right. This is because of a new rule banning them from reciting the Haunted Mansion pre-show
A dumb criminal is pulled over and arrested on I-4 after stealing a car from Disney’s Test Track. He was pulled over after failing to signal.
A death row inmate requests his last meal at Disney World, Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Cafe. This is the craziest last meal every requested and it was approved.
After hours fights are taking place below the Magic Kingdom. These fights take place in a secret room of high rollers and VIPs and involve significant betting.
Huge fight breaks out at Disney World over Christmas popcorn bucket, sending 6 people to the hospital with non life threatening injuries
A man glued himself to a splash mountain log during the ride to protest the Princess and the Frog retheme, however he was arrested.