BREAKING: Marvel Theme Park Coming to Disney World
Marvel Infinity Kingdom will officially be the 5th Disney World theme park. It will encompass the entire Marvel universe in one new theme park.
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BREAKING: Disney World Officially Removes Drinking Age
Everyone can now legally drink at Disney World. This is in light of the breaking news that Disney World removes the drinking age in their parks.
BREAKING: Disney World Tickets May Soon be Free
In breaking Disney news, tickets to Disney World may soon be free. That’s right, going to Disney World may be free if Disney becomes a non-profit in Florida
BREAKING: Hello Kitty Disney World Theme Park Announced
A new Hello Kitty theme park is coming to Disney World. Hello Kitty World will be the 5th theme park at Disney World, replacing Star Wars Force World
BREAKING: New Disney Theme Park, American Heartland
Disney’s American Heartland is the third Disney Resort coming to the US. Mouse Trap News just revealed this theme park in the works is secret Disney project
People Who Visit Disney Are Dying at Alarming Rates
BREAKING: A new study from the experts shows that people who visit Disney World are dying at alarming rates. In fact, 100% of people who visit Disney will die
BREAKING: Barbie Officially Becomes a Disney Princess
Barbie is officially a Disney Princess. This announcement comes as Barbie dominates the box office. Though, she may not be a Disney princess forever
Exclusive Interview: Walt Disney’s Frozen Head Confirmed
An exclusive interview with an anonymous Alpha-1 Disney security guard confirms that Walt Disney’s head is actually frozen.
Phineas and Ferb Roller Coaster Coming to Disney World
The Coolest Coaster ever is coming to Hollywood Studios. This new ride will be based on the roller coaster from the first ever Phineas and Ferb episode
Galactic Starcruiser to Become Reedy Creek State Prison
Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser is officially closing. It’s turning into the Reedy Creek State Prison. This is another political point for Ron DeSantis vs Disney