Dwarfs Removed From Seven Dwarfs Mine Train
Due to the offensive nature of dwarfs in 2023, Disney is removing the dwarfs from Seven Dwarfs Mine Train. It will be renamed to Snow White’s Mine Train
Tag: Closure
Is The Haunted Mansion Closing Permanently?
Rumors are swirling that the Haunted Mansion will be closing permanently. The movie is the last hope to save the ride. If not, it will close forever.
Cars Tractor Tipping Adventure Ride Replacing DINOSAUR
DINOSAUR at Animal Kingdom is closing permanently. It will be replaced with Cars Tractor Tipping Adventure. There is no set date for DINOSAUR’s closure
Dr. Doofenshmirtz Drop-Inator Replacing Tower of Terror
The Tower of Terror is closing and will be rethemed to Dr. Doofenshmirtz Drop-Inator. This new ride will be based on the hit show Phineas and Ferb
New “Woke” Scene Coming to Carousel of Progress
A long overdue update is coming to the final Carousel of Progress scene. However, many are considering the update to be “woke”
Woman Gives Birth on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster
In strange Disney news, a woman gave birth on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster yesterday. It forced a temporary closure. Luckily, the baby is healthy.
Galactic Starcruiser to Become Reedy Creek State Prison
Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser is officially closing. It’s turning into the Reedy Creek State Prison. This is another political point for Ron DeSantis vs Disney
Peter Pan’s Flight Closing, Replaced With New Up Ride
Peter Pan’s Flight is closing permanently and will be replaced with Up Spirit of Adventure. The new Up ride will be an amazing replacement.
Fantasmic Closing Permanently, Replaced With Hamilton
The 30 year run of Fantasmic is over. It was just announced Fantasmic is closing permanently and will be replaced with a condensed version of Hamilton
BREAKING: Disney World Officially Moving to New Orleans
It’s official, Disney World is moving from Lake Buena Vista, Florida to New Orleans, Louisiana. This is due to the ongoing Desntis vs Disney battle