Scientists Reveal Disney “Turkey Legs” Are Actually Elk Meat
Top scientists made a huge discovery. It turns out that Disney “turkey legs” are actually elk legs. Disney has a secret farm where they produce these elk
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BREAKING: Disney World Officially Removes Drinking Age
Everyone can now legally drink at Disney World. This is in light of the breaking news that Disney World removes the drinking age in their parks.
Racist Jokes Returning to The Jungle Cruise
The popular Trader Sam and headhunter tribe jokes are returning to the Jungle Cruise. The return of these racist jokes has the world divided
Sunday Morning Mass Coming to Magic Kingdom
Disney is implementing Sunday morning mass at the Magic Kingdom. This will be a nondenominational Christian mass led by Pastor Mickey Mouse
Source Confirms Disney Using AI to Write Movies
Disney is failing in the box office. According to an internal source, they have ben using artificial intelligence (AI) to write movie scripts
Disney Officially Cancels the Live-Action Snow White Movie
After a ton of controversy and backlash, Disney officially cancels the live-action Snow White movie. This is a rare moment for the Disney company.
Disney Requiring Guests to Wear Pronoun Pins
You must wear a pronoun pin inside Disney World or you may be banned. This it to make the park more inclusive and prevent lawsuits against Disney
Disney Removing All Genders From Their Bathrooms
Disney makes a controversial move by removing all genders from their bathrooms. Men and women will be able to use any bathroom at Disney with this change.
Dwarfs Removed From Seven Dwarfs Mine Train
Due to the offensive nature of dwarfs in 2023, Disney is removing the dwarfs from Seven Dwarfs Mine Train. It will be renamed to Snow White’s Mine Train
Jada Pinkett Smith Cast as Rapunzel in Live-Action Tangled
Disney is casting Jada Pinkett Smith as Rapunzel in the new Tangled live-action movie, just announced. Smith will not grow out her hair or wear a wig