BREAKING: Elsa Will Marry a Woman in Frozen 3
An internal source just revealed to us that Elsa will be a lesbian in Frozen 3. She will marry a woman named Isabella. They will be the queens of Arendelle.
Tag: Controversy
Disney World Will Not Celebrate Christmas in 2024
In a shocking and sad twist, Disney World will no longer celebrate Christmas in 2024. This is due to the controversial nature of Christmas.
Woman Suing Disney Because Lines Were “Too Long”
A woman in suing Disney, claiming the wait times were too long. She is seeking a payment of $1,000,000 and will be representing herself in court
BREAKING: Mickey and Minnie Mouse Are Getting Divorced
After 95 years of marriage, Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting divorced. This breaking news comes a shock to the Disney community and the world.
Disney World Will Soon Require Guest Uniforms
Disney World will implement a dress code for all guests. In 2024, anyone who visits Disney will be required to wear a special uniform in order to enter.
“Trigger Warnings” Coming to Disney World Rides
Many rides at Disney World will now have a trigger warnings at the entrance to the attractions. This is to warn people that the ride may be problematic to some.
Women Only Days Coming to Disney World in 2024
On Mondays in March, only women will be allowed inside Disney World. This is due to Women Only Days, but it doesn’t come without controversy
Disney Adding Advertisements on Rides to Make Money
Disney is making a bold move by adding advertisements on their rides. This will allow companies to pay money to show their ads on Disney World rides
Scientists Reveal Disney “Turkey Legs” Are Actually Elk Meat
Top scientists made a huge discovery. It turns out that Disney “turkey legs” are actually elk legs. Disney has a secret farm where they produce these elk
BREAKING: Disney World Officially Removes Drinking Age
Everyone can now legally drink at Disney World. This is in light of the breaking news that Disney World removes the drinking age in their parks.