Confirmed: Disney is Building a Euthanasia Roller Coaster
It’s been confirmed that Disney World is getting a euthanasia roller coaster. This ride is made to kill the riders so they can peacefully die at Disney
Tag: Disney Death
Animal Kingdom Tree of Life Has Officially Died
In sad Disney news, the Tree of Life at Animal Kingdom has officially died. This comes a year after Disney and the USDA was trying to save the dying tree.
Disney Announces “Down” The Sad Sequel to Up
In Down, Dug, Russel, and Carl Fredricksen go on an adventure, however, Dug gets sick and Carl needs to decide if he wants to put him down
Toy Story 5 Plot Exclusive Leak – Saddest Movie Yet
Toy Story 5 will be the saddest Disney/Pixar movie ever made. We got an exclusive leak of the plot and find out that Andy passes away in the movie.
Creepy Fact: it’s a small world Dolls Have Beating Hearts
it’s a small world dolls are known to be creepy. Things get creepier when you learn that they have beating hearts and funerals when the dolls “die”
Disney Kills Black Bear Spotted Inside Magic Kingdom
A decision by Disney sparks huge controversy. They killed the black bear that was spotted in Magic Kingdom. Many people are outraged by this.
Crush, The Turtle From Finding Nemo, Has Died
Crush, one of the most popular characters from Finding Nemo, has unexpectedly died. Fans are skeptical about his death and if Disney killed him
People Who Visit Disney Are Dying at Alarming Rates
BREAKING: A new study from the experts shows that people who visit Disney World are dying at alarming rates. In fact, 100% of people who visit Disney will die
Exclusive Interview: Walt Disney’s Frozen Head Confirmed
An exclusive interview with an anonymous Alpha-1 Disney security guard confirms that Walt Disney’s head is actually frozen.
Guests Sneak Dead Taxidermied Family Member Into Disney
A family was caught sneaking their dead grandpa into Disney World. They got him taxidermied so he appeared lifelike, however, the plan failed