BREAKING: Marvel Theme Park Coming to Disney World
Marvel Infinity Kingdom will officially be the 5th Disney World theme park. It will encompass the entire Marvel universe in one new theme park.
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“Disney Adult” Now Legally Recognized as an Ethnicity
In a surprsing announcement, Disney Adult is now legally recognized as an ethnicity by the US Government due to their unique and strong culture
Disney Bans Proposals in Their Theme Parks
Disney is banning proposals in their parks. Anyone caught proposing at Disney theme parks will be kicked out of the park and may be banned for life
BREAKING: Hello Kitty Disney World Theme Park Announced
A new Hello Kitty theme park is coming to Disney World. Hello Kitty World will be the 5th theme park at Disney World, replacing Star Wars Force World
BREAKING: New Disney Theme Park, American Heartland
Disney’s American Heartland is the third Disney Resort coming to the US. Mouse Trap News just revealed this theme park in the works is secret Disney project
Single Riders: Disney Launching a New Dating App
If you’re single and ready to mingle, and love Disney, the new “Single Riders” Disney dating app is for you. Meet your match inside Disney World.
FDA Approves a Post-Disney Depression Drug
The FDA has just approved a new drug to treat Post-Disney Depression. This new drug will require a doctor’s prescription to take.
BREAKING: Elon Musk Rumored To Buy Disney World
Elon Musk is looking for his next big bet. According to sources, Musk is looking at the struggling Disney World as his next acquisition venture.
BREAKING: Disney World 5th Park Officially Announced
Breaking Disney News, a brand new, 5th park is coming to Disney World. Star Wars Force World will immerse guests in the amazing world of Star Wars
BREAKING: Disney World Officially Moving to New Orleans
It’s official, Disney World is moving from Lake Buena Vista, Florida to New Orleans, Louisiana. This is due to the ongoing Desntis vs Disney battle