The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade will celebrate its 100th year at Disney World. This is the first time ever that it won’t happen in New York City
In a shocking announcement, Disney World is eliminating all lines. Instead, all rides will have virtual queues, allowing you to shop and eat while you wait
Disney World is offering buy one get one park tickets. Disney rarely has discounts, so this comes as a huge surprise for many guests.
Disney World will be the safest place on earth if a war breaks out. They are actively preparing and training military for World War III, in case it happens.
In shocking breaking news, Disney is removing all characters from their parks. This is due to the ongoing SAG-AFTRA strikes and negotiations.
The Disability Access Service at Disney is being eliminated. This is due to the system being abused by people who don’t actually need the service