Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Moving to Disney in 2024
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade will celebrate its 100th year at Disney World. This is the first time ever that it won’t happen in New York City
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Disney World Requiring All Guests to Wear Diapers
Due to the increase of people going to the bathroom in Disney lines, Disney World is now requiring all guests to wear diapers in their parks
Disney World is Eliminating All Lines From Their Rides
In a shocking announcement, Disney World is eliminating all lines. Instead, all rides will have virtual queues, allowing you to shop and eat while you wait
Disney World Offering Buy One Get One Free Tickets
Disney World is offering buy one get one park tickets. Disney rarely has discounts, so this comes as a huge surprise for many guests.
Disney World is Actively Preparing For World War III
Disney World will be the safest place on earth if a war breaks out. They are actively preparing and training military for World War III, in case it happens.
BREAKING: Disney Removing All Characters From Their Parks
In shocking breaking news, Disney is removing all characters from their parks. This is due to the ongoing SAG-AFTRA strikes and negotiations.
Disney Eliminating Disability Access Service (DAS)
The Disability Access Service at Disney is being eliminated. This is due to the system being abused by people who don’t actually need the service
Disney World Will Not Celebrate Christmas in 2024
In a shocking and sad twist, Disney World will no longer celebrate Christmas in 2024. This is due to the controversial nature of Christmas.
Woman Suing Disney Because Lines Were “Too Long”
A woman in suing Disney, claiming the wait times were too long. She is seeking a payment of $1,000,000 and will be representing herself in court
Chairs Being Added Inside Disney World Lines
Disney is making their lines 100 times better with the addition of chairs. This allows guests to sit down and relax while they wait in lines at Disney World.