Disney Officially Renames Mickey Mouse to Mortimer Mouse
The day after Mickey Mouse turned 95, Disney officially changed his name to Mortimer Mouse. This is to honor Walt Disney and make more money.
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Mickey Mouse Named Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine
In a surprising announcement, Mickey Mouse was named as Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. He is the first cartoon character to be on this list
BREAKING: Disney Removing All Characters From Their Parks
In shocking breaking news, Disney is removing all characters from their parks. This is due to the ongoing SAG-AFTRA strikes and negotiations.
BREAKING: Mickey and Minnie Mouse Are Getting Divorced
After 95 years of marriage, Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting divorced. This breaking news comes a shock to the Disney community and the world.
Mickey Mouse R-Rated Horror Movie Just Announced
Mickey Mouse’s Midnight Massacre is a new Disney R-rated horror movie. Mickey Mouse is put under an evil spell to destroy Disney World and his friends.
Mickey Mouse Worship Center Coming to Disney World
Disney World will be home to the new Mickey Mouse Worship Center. People can go to worship Mickey and the Disney Company on their own or with daily masses
BREAKING: Mickey Mouse is Getting Human Ears!
Breaking Disney news! The classic silhouette of Mickey Mouse will be changing drastically. Mickey Mouse will be getting human ears.
Disney Officially Bans Mickey Ears in Their Parks
Disney Ears continue to be a problem inside Disney parks. Because of this, Disney officially bans mickey ears in their parks.
BREAKING: Mickey Mouse Out as Official Disney Mascot
Out with the old and in with the new. Disney’s removing Mickey Mouse as their official mascot and changing it to Figment.