The day after Mickey Mouse turned 95, Disney officially changed his name to Mortimer Mouse. This is to honor Walt Disney and make more money.
In a surprising announcement, Mickey Mouse was named as Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. He is the first cartoon character to be on this list
In shocking breaking news, Disney is removing all characters from their parks. This is due to the ongoing SAG-AFTRA strikes and negotiations.
After 95 years of marriage, Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting divorced. This breaking news comes a shock to the Disney community and the world.
Disney World will be home to the new Mickey Mouse Worship Center. People can go to worship Mickey and the Disney Company on their own or with daily masses
Out with the old and in with the new. Disney’s removing Mickey Mouse as their official mascot and changing it to Figment.