Snipers Added to Disney World Roofs for Security
In an effort to make Disney World parks safer, Disney is adding snipers to their theme parks. They will be hidden on the roofs inside each park.
Tag: Safety
Weight Limit Coming to Disney World and Disneyland Rides
A maximum weight limit is now being added to many Disney World and Disneyland rides. This is to make the rides safer, but has many people upset
Disney Tasing and Pepper Spraying Their Guests
Disney is deploying new measures to control their crowds. They are now tasing and pepper spraying guests that break the rules.
Investigation: Disney Sells Your Fingerprints to the FBI
A shocking investigation reveals that Disney sells your fingerprints to the FBI. This is a mutual agreement where both Disney and the government benefit
Disney World Building Missile Defense System
A new missile defense system is coming to Disney World. This would make the parks the safest place on earth if World War 3 breaks out
Disney Announces ‘Pixar Prison’ – Camp for Misbehaving Kids
Disney just announced Pixar Prison. This is a new camp that focuses on fixing the behavior of children, while parents enjoy Disney World
New Rule: Kids Required to Wear Leashes At Disney World
All kids at Disney World are now required to wear a leash inside the parks. This controversial rule is to reduce the number of kids who get lost in the parks.
Men Can Now Be Disney Princesses, Creates Huge Controversy
Massive controversy swirls with the decision to allow men to be Disney princesses in their parks. At Disney World, Cinderella may be played by a man
Selfie Ban Effective Immediately at Disney World
No selfies are allowed at Disney World. Disney implemented a selfie ban, effective immediately. This is due to the inherent danger selfies bring.
Disney Ride Shut Down After Man Farts on It
Yesterday, Living with the Land was forced to close after a man farted on the popular Disney ride. The smell was so bad, guests got out of the boat mid ride