The day after Mickey Mouse turned 95, Disney officially changed his name to Mortimer Mouse. This is to honor Walt Disney and make more money.
Due to its connection to segregation, Disney is destroying Main Street USA at Disney World and Disneyland. It will be replaced with a Zootopia metropolis
An exclusive interview with an anonymous Alpha-1 Disney security guard confirms that Walt Disney’s head is actually frozen.
In a controversial decision, Disney World will replace all American Flags with pride flags in June. They will also discontinue the American Flag Retreat.
Maybe the story of the year, Walt Disney was successfully resurrected on Easter Sunday. Yes, Walt Disney is alive again and will take over as CEO soon!
Walt Disney World will officially be renamed to Walt DisneyLand in 2023 as part of Disney’s 100th anniversary celebration