Disney Officially Renames Mickey Mouse to Mortimer Mouse
The day after Mickey Mouse turned 95, Disney officially changed his name to Mortimer Mouse. This is to honor Walt Disney and make more money.
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Mickey Mouse R-Rated Horror Movie Just Announced
Mickey Mouse’s Midnight Massacre is a new Disney R-rated horror movie. Mickey Mouse is put under an evil spell to destroy Disney World and his friends.
Disney Destroying Main Street: From Segregation to Zootopia
Due to its connection to segregation, Disney is destroying Main Street USA at Disney World and Disneyland. It will be replaced with a Zootopia metropolis
Exclusive Interview: Walt Disney’s Frozen Head Confirmed
An exclusive interview with an anonymous Alpha-1 Disney security guard confirms that Walt Disney’s head is actually frozen.
Disney World Replacing American Flags with Pride Flags
In a controversial decision, Disney World will replace all American Flags with pride flags in June. They will also discontinue the American Flag Retreat.
BREAKING: Source Confirms Walt Disney Brought Back to Life
Maybe the story of the year, Walt Disney was successfully resurrected on Easter Sunday. Yes, Walt Disney is alive again and will take over as CEO soon!
Walt Disney Will be Disney CEO in 2024
Walt Disney will take over as Disney CEO in 2024 as Disney unthaws his frozen head. Bob Iger will be an interim CEO
Walt Disney Taking Over The $100 Bill In 2023
Walt Disney will be on the $100 bill starting in 2023 for a year and a half to celebrate the Walt Disney Company’s 100th Anniversary!
Walt Disney World Officially Changing Name to Walt Disneyland in 2023
Walt Disney World will officially be renamed to Walt DisneyLand in 2023 as part of Disney’s 100th anniversary celebration
Walt Disney’s Frozen Head to be Revealed at D23
The Walt Disney frozen head theory is real and Walt’s head will be revealed at D23 alive and working to celebrate Disney’s 100th anniversary