This is What Happens if You Get Arrested at Disney
This is what happens if you get arrested at Disney. Each park has its own Disney jail. This is not a place you want to go, as the experience is shocking.
Top 5 Best Places to Fart at The Magic Kingdom
These are the top 5 best places to fart at the Magic Kingdom. Spreading your pixie dust in these places can really make Disney more magical. 1 should be illegal.
Monsters Inc. Land Will Open in 2038 Per Reports
Monsters Inc. Land will officially open in 2038. An internal report has just confirmed the opening date of the new land inside Disney World.
Here’s Why Mulan Was Removed From Disney+
Mulan has been removed from Disney+. The reason is because of the controversial topics that the movie covers. People are not happy with this decision though.
Top 5 Best Places to Fart at EPCOT – Disney World
These are the top 5 best places to fart at EPCOT. Spreading your pixie dust in these places can really make Disney more magical. Number 1 is crazy.
Disney World Now Banning All Cast Member Tattoos
Disney World is now banning all Cast Member tattoos. This is because it’s considered unprofessional and has a negative impact on guest experience.
BREAKING: Disneyland is Officially Closing Permanently
Breaking news, Disneyland is closing permanently at the end of 2026. This announcement came out of the blue and is extremely sad to all people.
Fart Hospitalizes Multiple People at Disney World
A fart hospitalized multiple people at Disney World yesterday. According to an official report, guests were on the monorail to EPCOT when a man farted in the car.
Disney World Uses Cloud Machines to Make Clouds
Did you know that Disney World has cloud machines? They make clouds, which help provide shade on hot days at Disney.
This is The Real Reason Disney Scans Your Fingerprint
The real reason Disney scans your fingerprint is to store your biometric data in a database, which is sold to companies and governments around the world.