Disney World Closing Monorails, Replacing with Walkways
The monorails at Disney World will soon close permanently. This is due to climate change. Instead, Disney will add walkways to replace the monorails
EPCOT World Showcase is Closing Permanently
In sad news, EPCOT World Showcase is closing permanently. This is because it’s culturally insensitive. It will be replaced with WESTCOT
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Moving to Disney in 2024
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade will celebrate its 100th year at Disney World. This is the first time ever that it won’t happen in New York City
BREAKING: Disney World Removes Cinderella Castle Overnight
In breaking news, Disney World removed Cinderella Castle overnight. This was unexpected by Disney and many guests were crying because of this.
Disney Officially Renames Mickey Mouse to Mortimer Mouse
The day after Mickey Mouse turned 95, Disney officially changed his name to Mortimer Mouse. This is to honor Walt Disney and make more money.
Fireworks Explode in the Middle of a Disney World Show
A scary moment unfolds during Muppet Vision 3D. Fireworks unexpectedly went off in the crowd during the show after a malfunction
Disney World Requiring All Guests to Wear Diapers
Due to the increase of people going to the bathroom in Disney lines, Disney World is now requiring all guests to wear diapers in their parks
Disneyland Replaces American Flag with Chinese Flag
Like San Fransisco, Disneyland is cleaning up their park for Chinese Dictator Xi Jinping. This includes replacing the American Flag with the Chinese flag.
Mickey Mouse Named Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine
In a surprising announcement, Mickey Mouse was named as Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. He is the first cartoon character to be on this list
Disney World is Eliminating All Lines From Their Rides
In a shocking announcement, Disney World is eliminating all lines. Instead, all rides will have virtual queues, allowing you to shop and eat while you wait