BREAKING: Disney World Implements The Death Penalty

Disney World implements the death penalty for people who break the rules

Breaking news, Disney World implements the death penalty. According to an official statement, “The death penalty at Disney World will be used to punish those who break the rules. While we don’t want to use the death penalty to deter rule breakers, it’s the only option we have left.”

Disney World implements the death penalty for people who break the rules
Disney World implements the death penalty for people who break the rules

The actual death penalty executions will happen in front of Cinderella Castle. In fact, any guests in the park are welcome to watch. This is a way to deter others from breaking the rules there. If a person is sentenced to death, they will get their last meal at any Disney restaurant of their choice, for free.

Death row inmates will get a free last meal at Disney World
Death row inmates will get a free last meal at Disney World

They will also get to choose their method of execution. The options will be the electric chair, guillotine, firing squad, or lethal injection. Disney will use the death penalty on people caught skipping lines, abusing the Disability Access Service (DAS), starting fights, and more.

According to an internal source, any egregious violations of Disney World park rules may lead to the death penalty. Of course, Disney is allowed to do this now that they are their own country. However, not everyone will be sentenced to death just for breaking the rules.

They will have a fair trial conducted underground at the Magic Kingdom. Then, a jury will decide if the guest should be sentenced to the death penalty. While this sounds like a good plan to many, a lot of people are questioning the ethics of Disney World implementing the death penalty. Especially at a place made for families.

If you do get the death penalty at Disney World, you can also have your funeral for only $15,000, which we reported on here.

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