You can now have your colonoscopy inside Disney World. This is a way to encourage adults to go in for routine colon cancer checks.
Essentially, you can book an appointment with an approved doctor through the My Disney Experience App. Then, when it is your day, you will visit a new building coming to the Magic Kingdom called the “Mickey Mouse Colon House”.
This will be a Disney-themed doctor’s office on Main Street USA. The doctors will even be dressed in Disney costumes to add to the experience. Patients will scan in using their fingerprint and MagicBand. After the procedure, they will be given a button that says “I Was Screened at Disney”.
Colon cancer is on the rise, especially among young adults. Disney is partnering with the CDC as a way to target adults of all ages and encourage them to get checked for colon cancer. Having coloscopies at Disney World reduces the stigma around it and will hopefully increase the number of people who get screened for colon cancer.
This is yet another medical procedure happening at Disney World. We reported earlier on how women can give birth and have abortions at Disney World. The goal of all of these is to encourage guests to make smart medical decisions and do it at the most magical place on earth. What’s more magical than a colonoscopy at Disney World?
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