Disney World is oftentimes seen as an escape for many people. They visit the parks to get away from reality and into a fantasyland where they have no worries. In fact, you don’t even need to worry about your kid running away now that they require all kids to be on leashes, which we reported here. However, Disney is becoming less of an escape now that they are actively preparing for World War III.
Tensions are high around the world when it comes to war. This is especially prevalent with the newest war between Hamas and Israel. This war has people on edge, more than any other conflict in recent history. In fact, things are so bad that even Disney World is getting involved by preparing for World War III.
Disney Preparing for World War III
The other day guests were stunned when they saw military jets flying right over Disney World. According to an internal source, Disney is actively preparing for World War III. This is just one of many military actions taking place at the most magical place on earth. In fact, just a few months ago we reported here that Disney World was adding snipers to their parks. Initially, it seemed that was for crowd control, but now it appears to be much deeper than that.
Not only is Disney preparing for World War III by flying military jets over their parks, but they are also preparing underground bunkers. That’s right, the utilidors are famous for being underground tunnels to get Cast Members from one part of the park to another, without being seen by guests. However, since the attack on Israel, Disney has started preparing the utilidors to double as a military bunker. They are stocking up on food, weapons, and ammo.
The last element of Disney’s World War III preparation is in tanks and drones. According to our source, Disney has been flying drones and driving tanks at a secret offsite location. They mentioned that if World War III breaks out in the US, Disney will station tanks and drones inside and around their world-famous theme parks. You might be wondering why Disney is preparing for World War III.
Disney World War III
Back in June, we reported here on Disney building a missile defense system. They started building that system at the height of the Russian and Ukraine war. The reason they are flying the jets is for the same reason, not to protect other people from war. Instead, it’s to protect their parks and business in case a world war breaks out.
The Disney Parks are a significant part of Disney’s business. If a war breaks out, guests will not be as likely to visit the Disney theme parks. They will be too afraid of the war to go to Disney World, thus hurting Disney’s bottom line, when they are already struggling. Instead, Disney is training military personnel in planes, tanks, snipers, and more, in order to protect their parks if a massive war breaks out.
This of course will make Disney World one of the safest places on earth if World War III happens. Guests will be protected by air and on land. In fact, this additional protection makes people far more likely to visit Disney World if a war does break out. According to our source, Disney would actually make more money if World War III broke out because it would be one of the safest places in the United States with their military protection.
What do you think of Disney using the military to protect their theme parks in case of World War III? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!
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