BREAKING: Woody and Buzz Will Get Married in Toy Story 5

Breaking news, Woody and Buzz get married in Toy Story 5

Breaking news, Woody and Buzz will get married in Toy Story 5. An internal source has confirmed to us that Woody and Buzz are gay.

Breaking news, Woody and Buzz get married in Toy Story 5
Breaking news, Woody and Buzz get married in Toy Story 5. Original photo via Pixar

Here’s what we know so far about the Toy Story 5 plotline. After spending months with Bo Peep, Woody feels unfulfilled in his life. He originally felt that his love for her would grow, and he would live happily ever after.

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However, that was not the case; in fact he started missing Buzz Lightyear more than anything, so he went back home to reunite. At first, he thought it was just missing an old friend, but Woody soon realized he had deeper feelings for Buzz.

As expected, he was afraid to tell Buzz how he felt, but little did he know that Buzz shared the same feelings. Throughout the movie, there is a ton of tension between the two toys as they are afraid to share their true feelings.

However, one day, Bonnie comes home from school after learning about same-sex marriage. She decides to use her toys to have a gay wedding ceremony for Woody and Buzz after being so inspired by her gay teacher.

This is the perfect setup for Buzz and Woody to express their true love for each other. This announcement shocks all of their friends, but they are so supportive and grateful. Buzz and Woody go on to have a real wedding and become partners for life.

Our source mentions that this was building from the first movie when Woody’s catchphrase was “howdy partner”. This is a significant departure from the original Toy Story 5 script where Andy dies, which we reported on here.

What do you think of Woody and Buzz getting married in Toy Story 5? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!

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mrzesty
mrzesty
4 months ago

this HAS to be cap :deadrose: