The Walt Disney Company Buys Epstein Island

The Walt Disney Company officially buys Epstein Island. They plan to build a new theme park there as well as make it a stop for their cruise ships. In fact, Disney purchased the island for a whopping $3 billion.

The Walt Disney Company purhcases Epstein Island for $3 billion

According to official statements, “Jeffery’s Island is the perfect place to put up a new theme park. It’s also a great way to honor the late, great, Jeffery Epstein, who took his life too soon.”

Many people are suggesting the new name of this park should be Kidcot. However, skeptical fans aren’t buying any of this. In fact, many people are speculating that Disney bought this island to cover something up.

According to a top real estate appraiser, this island isn’t worth nearly $3 billion. On top of that, a theme park expert noted that there is no strong business case for building a theme park on that island. It is far away from anything and doesn’t have room for hotels.

This is a very sketchy business proposal according to many people. However, Disney sees an opportunity to turn Epstein’s island into a beacon of innocence and wonder. As one executive put it, “Where there’s scandal, there’s opportunity for a happy ending… at least in our version of reality.”

That quote alone raised even more eyebrows. For now, there are no further details on what will happen to Epstein Island with Disney’s purchase. Is the Disney Company hiding something? Are other rich people involved? There are so many more questions to be answered. We know Disney has secret underground fights, so anything is possible.

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