Disney World is all about offering unique guest experiences. Sometimes they are fun for certain people like Women Only Days, which we reported on here. Other times not so much, like Disney requiring all guests to wear diapers. They can also be crazy like Disney building a roller coaster meant to kill you. This time, Disney is offering a new, and weird experience. Guests can now take a dump with Walt Disney in EPCOT.
You may be wondering, what kind of person would want to take a dump with Walt Disney? You would be surprised. Disney Adults are known for being wild. They are even building a Mickey Mouse Worship Center for Disney adults. In fact, it’s so bad that Disney Adult is considered an ethnicity, which we reported on here. So it’s no surprise that Disney will now allow people to take a dump with Walt Disney.
Take a Dump With Walt Disney
The other day, Disney just released a video of a new Walt Disney statue coming to EPCOT. In fact, it’s called the ‘Walt the Dreamer’ Statue. The statue is set to debut on December 5th, which is Walt Disney’s birthday. Now, as we all know, Disney has plans to unfreeze Walt’s frozen head, which we reported on here. However, for now, Disney will honor him with this statue.
When the ‘Walt the Dreamer’ Statue made its debut, everyone thought it looked like Walt Disney was taking a dump. It was a very strange position he was sitting in. Then, just a day after the video debuted of the new statue, pictures emerged of a toilet seat next to Walt Disney. Yes, that’s right, they installed a toilet seat right next to the new statue, so people can take a dump with Walt Disney. Because of this, many people are now calling it the ‘Walt the Dumper’ Statue.
For added context, the statue is in the middle of EPCOT. That means that people will be able to take dumps in front of thousands of guests. This is extremely controversial, but far less controversial than Disney allowing anyone to use any bathroom, which we reported on here. It is worth noting that this toilet is only to be used for taking a dump and any guest seen peeing in it, may be banned from the park, and get a ticket for public urination.
Take a Dump in the Middle of EPCOT
As you can see by the map below, this is where the Walt Disney statue is. It is in a wide-open area of the park. That means anyone who decides to actually take a dump next to Walt will be very exposed. Luckily, Disney will offer a “dumping towel”. This is essentially a towel that you can put on to cover up the deed you are doing with Walt.
The reason Disney is doing this is because of what we mentioned earlier, Disney Adults are crazy. According to an internal source, after years of consumer research, there were a ton of people who mentioned they wished they could take a dump with Walt Disney. However, with him being frozen, no one can do that. Disney introduced this statue to not only be a photo opportunity but also so people can live out their long-time dream of dumping with Walt.
It will be interesting to see how many people end up taking a dump next to Walt. There are many people suggesting that this initiative by Disney will flop. However, we spoke to a few people who were excited by this new opportunity. Only time will tell if the Walt the Dumper Statue will catch on. However, the one thing we know is if you aren’t careful taking a dump, you may go to jail for indecent exposure.
What do you think of people taking a dump next to Walt Disney? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!
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