Disney Adults Ranked as Most Hate Ethnicity in US
Disney Adults are ranked as the most hated ethnicity in the US. They are ranked just above white people, who are a close second.
Month: October 2025
BREAKING: Some People Actually Like Animal Kingdom
Breaking news, some low-IQ people actually like Animal Kingdom. This news has shocked the world and almost can’t be true.
Pixar Announces Poly Want a Cracker – A New Movie
Pixar announces Poly Want a Cracker, a movie about a young black couple that wants to explore the world of a polyamorous relationship with a white guy.
BREAKING: Cinderella Castle Replaced With Spirit Halloween
Breaking news, Disney is removing Cinderella Castle indefinitely. It will be replaced with a Spirit Halloween to capture late Halloween sales.
Tiana’s Bayou Adventure Becoming Virtual Reality Ride
Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is becoming a virtual reality ride. Guests will be able to experience it again as Splash Mountain using VR
Kim Kardashian Renting Out Magic Kingdom for Birthday
Kim Kardashian is renting out the Magic Kingdom for her birthday. She is spending $20 million dollars to have the entire park to herself for a day.
Couple Caughting Making Love on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster
A couple was caught making love on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster. They were arrested and banned for life from Disney World because of this.
Disney is Suing People With Unofficial Disney Tattoos
Disney is suing people with unofficial Disney tattoos. Anyone who has a Disney tattoo may receive a cease and desist letter from Disney.
Disney World Dress Code Now Bans Leggings
The Disney World dress code now bans leggings. According to an internal source, this is due to the controversial and inappropriate nature of those pants.
Disney Adding Pole Dancers to Their Monorail Cars
Disney is adding pole dancers to their monorail cars. This is to improve the guest experience and give guests a more enjoyable ride on their monorails.