Man Decapitated on Space Mountain While Standing on Ride
A man was decapitated on Space Mountain. According to official reports, the man’s head was cut clean off when passing under the track at a high speed.
Month: April 2025
BREAKING: Disney World Will Host the 2026 NFL Draft
Breaking news, Disney World will host the 2026 NFL Draft. Cinderella Castle will be the main stage for the event and will feature Mickey Mouse with Goodell.
Woman Sold Her Arm For $80,000 To Go To Disney World
An 80-year-old woman sold her arm for $40,000 just to go to Disney World. This is the tragic story of Alice Lamano and the choice she made.
BREAKING: Disneyland Coming to Alcatraz Island
Breaking news, a Disneyland is coming to Alcatraz Island. Disney purchased Alcatraz Island for $30 billion, but is proving to be controversial.
Disney World Tripling Theme Park Ticket Prices
Disney World is tripling their theme park ticket prices. Now, a Disney World ticket will cost $600 for one day on average.
Disney Eliminating All Cast Member Costumes
Disney is eliminating all cast member costumes. From now on, cast members can wear any outfit they want. This is causing a lot of controversy.
Woman Murdered Husband on The Haunted Mansion
A woman murdered her husband on The Haunted Mansion. According to official reports, she killed him in the attic of the ride.
Human Powered Monorails Coming to Disney World
Human-powered monorails are coming to Disney World. They will call it the Schweeb, and it will replace their existing monorails.
Tesla Becomes Official Sponsor of Test Track 3.0
Tesla is now the official sponsor of Test Track 3.0. Guests will board Cybertrucks and go through intense car tests, much like the original Test Track.
Minecraft Themed Land Coming to Disney World
A Minecraft themed land is coming to Disney World. It will be replace Fantasyland in the Magic Kingdom and will be named Minecraftland.