BREAKING: Disney World May be Closing Permanently in 2025
In breaking Disney news, Walt Disney World may be closing in 2025. This is due to poor financials as well as a losing battle to Universal Studios.
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Have Your Funeral at Disney World for $15,000
Guests can now have a funeral at Disney World for only $15,000. The service includes putting the corpse on the ride for one last ride with family and friends.
Disney World Will Fire All Cast Members by 2030
100,000 Cast Members will be out of a job at Disney World by 2030. They will be replaced with AI robots, which are said to do a better job than humans.
Disney World Changing All Ride Audio to Spanish
Everything on Disney rides like songs and characters talking will now be in Spanish to be more inclusive. You can rent a Spanish translation headset if needed.
Disney World Banning Trump Voters From Their Parks
In a shocking twist Disney World is banning Trump voters from Entering their parks. This is an effort to create a more welcoming and inclusive environment
Disney World Renting Out Rides For The Day, Minimum $30,000
For $30,000 to $200,000, you can rent out Disney World rides for the entire day. This is a great way to enjoy your favorite ride all day, with no wait
BREAKING: Disney World Legalizes Drugs Inside Their Parks
In breaking Disney news, Disney World legalizes drug use inside their parks. All guests 18 and older can now use all drugs inside Disney World
New Pay to Throw Away Trash Program at Disney World
It now costs guests $2 to use trash cans inside Disney World. This is part of their new Pay to Throw Away program, encouraging guests to use less waste.
Gang Violence on The Rise at Disney World
Disney World and Disneyland have a huge gang problem. There is a massive increase in gang violence. Many guests want better control of the gangs and guns.
BREAKING: Disney World Official Bans Alcohol in Their Parks
Drinking alcohol is no longer an option at Disney World. They have banned the sales inside the parks to improve guest experience, but not everyone is happy.