State of Florida Officially Takes Over Disney World
People at Magic Kingdom were seen crying today when it was announced that the State of Florida officially takes over Disney World and will now run the parks
Month: February 2024
Disney World Ticket Price Will Triple in 2025
A trip to Disney World just got way more expensive. The ticket prices will triple in 2025, leaving many to wonder if they will ever return to Disney
BREAKING: Cinderella Castle Burns to The Ground
Yesterday Cinderella Castle caught fire and burned to the ground, completely destroying it. However, people think this may have been intentional
Disney Officially Launches Only Fans with Adult Content
Disney is getting into the adult content business with the launch of their Only Fans page. Here people can see explicit photos of Disney characters
It’s a small world Closing Permanently For Being Offensive
After being in operation for 60 years, it’s a small world is closing permanently. This is due to white people complaining that the ride is offensive.
BREAKING: Mickey Mouse is Running For President of The US
Mickey Mouse may be the 47th president of the United States. He is running against Joe Biden for the Democrat ticket in hopes of defeating Donald Trump
Cars Land Replacing Dinoland USA at Animal Kingdom
Dinoland USA is closing permanently and will be replaced with Cars Land. It will be a near replica of the land at Disneyland, however, people are not thrilled
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Renting Out Disney World
To celebrate the Chief’s Super Bowl win, Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are renting out Disney World’s Magic Kingdom for an entire day for $3.5 million
Disney Announces “The Lion Queen”, A Sequel to “The Lion King”
Disney is looking to dominate the Box Office with “The Lion Queen”, a feminist sequel to The Lion King. However, not everyone is a fan of this new movie.
Disney Adding Urinals to All Women’s Restrooms
Soon, all women’s restrooms at Disney World will have urinals. This is an effort to create a safer and more inclusive environment, but has some people outraged