Disney Announces A Clothing Optional Cruise
Disney announces “A Whole Nude World”, an adult-only, nudist cruise. This is their first time offering a cruise for adults only.
Month: November 2024
Disney World Releases $10,000,000 Park Ticket
Disney World has just released a whopping $10,000,000 park ticket. However, the benefits that come with this card are unmatched.
Ron DeSantis Building Prison on Disney World Property
Ron DeSantis is building a maximum-security prison on Disney World property. According to a top lawyer, this is completely legal and people aren’t happy.
BREAKING: Muppet Vision 3D Moving to Magic Kingom
Breaking news, Muppet Vision 3D is moving to the Magic Kingdom. It will replace The Monsters Inc Laugh Floor, which will move to the new Monsters Inc land.
Mickey Mouse Taking Over $100 Bill in 2025
Mickey Mouse will be taking over the $100 bill. He will be the first nonhuman to be featured on United States currency. There will be other changes too.
Disney Adding Kamala Harris to Hall of Presidents
Kamala Harris will be added to The Hall of Presidents. This is to feature a woman on the ride before it closes. Also she is running the administration.
Disney Renaming Donald Duck Following Election
Following the election, Donald Duck will be renamed because of it’s similarity to Donald Trump. This is a very controversial move by Disney.
BREAKING: Walt Disney Voted in 2024 Presidential Election
Breaking news, Walt Disney voted in the 2024 presidential election. There are three theories on how this happened and they’re all disturbing.
Disney is Launching a Cryptocurrency, DisneyCoin
Disney is launching a cryptocurrency, DisneyCoin. Experts are considering this one of the smartest moves in the history of cryptocurrencies.
BREAKING: NFL Announces Wednesday Night Football in 2025
Wednesday Night Football will debut on Disney+ in 2025 as part of a new agreement between the NFL and Disney. However, the players don’t like this.