Man Banned From Disney Because of His Massive Wiener
A man was turned away from Disney World because his wiener was too big. Security wouldn’t let him in, worrying he was hiding a weapon.
Month: March 2025
African American Pavilion Coming to EPCOT
An African American pavilion is coming to EPCOT. The new pavilion will allow guests to immerse themselves in African American culture, food, and more.
Disney World Now Accepting Food Stamps For Payment
If you qualify for food stamps, you can now use them at Disney World. Disney is accepting SNAP food stamps in an effort to be more affordable.
Experiment 2071: Disney World Ride That Killed Thousands
In 1971, Experiment 2071 opened at Disney World. It is considered the deadliest theme park ride, however, it’s been erased from history.
Living With The Land SCAM Now Fully Exposed
We’re about to expose Living With The Land as a total scam. We bring facts to this extremely controversial ride and the exaggerations on the ride.
Disney Building Hooters Inside The Magic Kingdom
Hooters is one of the most popular fine-dining restaurants in America and now it’s replacing Casey’s Corner in Disney’s Magic Kingdom
Seven Dwarfs Mine Train Rethemed to Tangled
Seven Dwarfs Mine Train is closing permanently. It will be rethemed to a new Tangled roller coaster called “Flynn Ride: Most Wanted”.
Disney Announces First-Ever X-rated Movie
Disney announces their first-ever X-rated movie. The movie will be called Mickey’s Magical Night of Debauchery and is made for adults only.
Sell Your Body Parts for Disney World Tickets
As part of Disney’s new body exchange program, you can sell your unwanted body parts for Disney World tickets. The value depends on the body part.
BREAKING: Disney Cancels Live-Action Snow White
Breaking news, Disney cancels live-action Snow White. This new live-action Snow White is the worst Disney movie debut in history.