BREAKING: Haunted Mansion is Getting a New Script
Breaking news, a new script is coming to the Haunted Mansion. This new voiceover will be full of jokes and dry humor, just like the Jungle Cruise.
United States Military Captures Mickey Mouse
The United States military captured Mickey Mouse. In the middle of the night, the military successfully executed a kidnapping of Mickey Mouse at Disney World.
President Trump Renting Out Disney World For a Day
President Trump is renting out Disney World for a day. He is reserving all four of the theme parks for a private party for Congress, Senate, and the White House
Disney World Now Accepting Universal Studios Tickets
Disney World is now accepting Universal Studios tickets. If you have extra tickets to Universal Studios, you can use them to enter Disney World.
Disney World INSANE New Year’s Eve Wait Times
New Year’s Eve 2026 brought in the longest wait times ever recorded in Disney World history. In fact, the Tower of Terror boasted a 1110-minute wait time.
The Magic Kingdom Will Open at 5 AM in 2026
The Magic Kingdom will open at 5 AM in 2026. The goal is to give guests more time to enjoy the park, but many complain this is too early.
Disney World Considering Complete Ban on Strollers
Disney World is considering a complete ban on strollers because they are widely considered one of the most annoying things at Disney World.
Deadliest Theme Park Accident Ever – The Sky Scraper
The EPCOT Sky Scraper incident was the deadliest theme park accident ever. All 230 airline passengers and 52 riders died instantly.
Breaking: Dunkin’ Replacing Starbucks at Disney World
Breaking news, Dunkin’ is replacing Starbucks at Disney World. Dunkin’ has purchased the rights to serve its coffee in all Disney World theme parks.
Trump Scene Removed From Home Alone 2 on Disney+
The Trump scene has been removed from Home Alone 2 on Disney+. This is because the scene has created a lot of controversy and has upset many people.