Disney World Bans Pooping Inside Their Lines
Due to the massive increase in people taking dumps in Disney lines, Disney has banned pooping in their lines, which may lead to a ban.
Month: February 2025
Disney World Going Woke With Language in Parks
Disney is using new woke terminology, the main change is using “expectant birthing people” instead of “expectant mothers”.
BREAKING: Splash Mountain Returning to Disney World
Breaking news, Splash Mountain will return to Disney World and Tiana’s Bayou Adventure will be closing permanently to make way for this retheme.
Disney World Adds Hospice Care to Their Parks
Mickey Mouse Hospice House is the new hospice care inside Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. This is where you can go to peacefully die.
Mission: OceanGate Ride Coming to Disney World
Mission: OceanGate will replace Mission: SPACE at EPCOT. It puts you in the seat of the OceanGate submarine as you pilot it around the ocean.
Disney World Adds Love Nests to The Magic Kingdom
Couples can now make love inside Disney World. Disney has just added love nests to the Magic Kingdom with a view of Cinderella Castle.
Disney Officially Announces Frozen 5, 6, and 7
Frozen 5, 6, and 7 are in the works at Disney. These three new Frozen movies are all expected to be released by 2040. The reception to these is mixed.
President Trump Implements Tariffs on Disney World
Trump has put a tariff on Disney World. This is an effort to get them. Trump is using the tariffs as leverage to bring them back into the US.
BREAKING: Disney Employee Leaks Super Bowl Script
Breaking news, a disgruntled Disney employee leaked the Super Bowl 59 script. What happens in the Super Bowl shocks the world.
Disney World Now Charging Based on Steps Walked
The more you walk at Disney World, the more you will need to pay. This comes as they are now charing per step walked inside their parks.