BREAKING: Disney Officially Buys The Los Angeles Dodgers
Breaking news, Disney officially buys the Los Angeles Dodgers. Disney has purchased the team for only $3 billion.
Month: January 2026
Lightning Lane Now Required for Purchase at Disney
Disney is requiring all guests to purchase Lightning Lane. Starting later this year, everyone will be required to buy Lightning Lane along with their park tickets.
Disney Building Wedding Chapel Inside Magic Kingdom
Disney is building a wedding chapel inside the Magic Kingdom. For only $1,000, couples can have their marriage ceremony inside Disney World.
This Secret Phrase You to Skip Any Disney Line
There is a secret phrase that allows you to skip any line at Disney World. This was started by Walt Disney at Disneyland and still works today for VIPs.
Shocking List of Banned Words at Disney
Disney released a list of shocking banned words in their parks. The most controversial word is Six-Seven, the popular internet meme.
Disney Adding DMV Inside The Magic Kingdom
Disney is adding a DMV inside the Magic Kingdom. They are adding this because soon, all guests will need a special driver’s license for the Tomorrowland Speedway.
Top 5 Most Overrated Rides at Disney World
These are the top 5 most overrated rides at Disney World. This list is truly unobjectionable and is based on fact, not feelings.
BREAKING: Woman Pulls Out Gun Inside Disney World
Breaking news, a woman pulled out a gun inside Disney World. Around 1:05 PM, guests noticed a woman holding a large gun in Adventureland.
Tiana’s Bayou Adventure Racist Moment Leads to Protests
A racist moment at Disney World leads to boycotts. The other day, a potential hate crime was caught on camera on Tiana’s Bayou Adventure.
Taylor Swift’s Wedding Will Be Broadcast on Disney+
Taylor Swift’s wedding will be broadcast live on Disney+. According to an internal source, Disney will pay them $20 million to broadcast this wedding.