Here are the top 10 best tips for visiting Disney World. Number 10, walk around the parks barefoot. Your feet will feel so much better at the end of the day, so let the dogs out.
9, do not fart in the parks, as you may be banned for life. 8, use the secret phrase “I love Ghandi” to skip any line. We have a full video on why this works. 7, Pluto is not a furry, so don’t try making a move on him.
6, water at Disney World is free; you just have to scoop it from rides like Pirates of the Caribbean, which is extremely safe to drink, and it’s free. 5, always wear a birthday button even if your birthday was 7 months ago. Dignity and honesty don’t matter in such a magical place.
4, do not stick things in your butt to smuggle them into the parks, security will catch it. 3, push strollers out of your way with no remorse. It’s your park too, even if it’s designed for families. 2, don’t lose your hands or head on Space Mountain. The tracks are lower than they appear.
1, Club 33 can’t legally reject you from entering even if you aren’t a member. This is because it is a public restaurant. If they try to reject you, you can sue on the grounds of discrimination. You just need to be persistent, and eventually, a manager will let you in.
These are 10 tips that most people don’t know about Disney World, but can be extremely helpful for your next trip to Disney World if you want to have the best experience.
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