Disney World Bans Stanley Cups Inside The Parks

Disney bans Stanley Cups inside their theme parks to the surprise of many

Disney World bans Stanley cups inside their theme parks. According to an internal source, there are many reasons for this shocking ban.

Disney bans Stanley Cups inside their theme parks to the surprise of many
Disney bans Stanley Cups inside their theme parks to the surprise of many

First, hundreds of fights have broken out inside the Disney World theme parks because of these cups. Second, due to their size, they do not fit on many attractions. This is causing an inconvenience for cast members and other guests. Third, Disney wants to get into the Stanley Cup business. After seeing how popular these cups are, they are looking to capitalize on the market opportunity. Banning them in their parks will encourage guests to buy Disney-style Stanley Cups.

However, as you might imagine, this is extremely controversial. Many women are complaining about this new rule. In fact, they don’t understand why Disney World allows open carry of guns, but they can’t bring in their favorite cup.

Disney World now allows the open carry of guns inside their theme park
Disney Worlds allows the open carry of guns, but not Stanley Cups

In fact, it’s getting so bad that hundreds of thousands of basic white girls are planning to boycott the Disney parks. These are some of Disney’s core consumers and oftentimes the ones who spend the most on merchandise and coffee at Disney World. Losing them as consumers could have a serious impact on their business. Many are hopeful that this boycott will be successful.

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