We were thrown in Disney Jail. This is what happened. We were walking to Seven Dwarfs Mine Train when a security guard came up to us and said that they wanted to talk to us backstage.
There was a police officer watching us from about 20 yards away to make sure we didn’t run. At this point, our hearts were racing, and we had no idea what we had done wrong. When we got backstage, we saw the real Disney jail, which is located under Main Street USA.
There was a single jail cell with a toilet, and Mickey Mouse was standing next to it. We asked what the issue was and why we were being detained. Then they told us that they didn’t like our shirt, which you can purchase on Etsy here.
The shirt says “Waiting in line sucks” on the front. On the back, it says, “Dear person behind me, your wait time is longer than mine. Love, the person in front of you.” Apparently, Disney did not like that shirt because of its provocative nature.
Then, Mickey started spanking us in Disney jail for wearing that shirt. He was yelling at us for wearing such a crude shirt. After keeping us there for an hour, Disney finally released us back into the park.
However, they made us buy a new shirt to wear instead. Once we were out of sight of security, we took those shirts off, put back on our Waiting in Line Sucks shirt, and went about our day, getting a ton of complements.
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