Controversial Furry Day Coming to Disney World in June
A new event is coming to Disney World in June. Furry Day will allow furries to dress up at Magic Kingdom and will also have merchandise and treats.
Month: May 2023
BREAKING: Elon Musk Rumored To Buy Disney World
Elon Musk is looking for his next big bet. According to sources, Musk is looking at the struggling Disney World as his next acquisition venture.
Bud Light Becomes Official Beer of Disney World
Bud Light becomes the official beer of Disney World. This is an effort for two controversial companies to stand together and to make up lost revenue.
Disney World Shutting Off All Showers at Hotels
Disney will shut off the water to all showers at Disney World hotels. This is to save money and increase their ESG score.
Disney World Test Track Will be Rethemed to Original Ride
Test Track will close for a year long refurbishment. The ride will return to its original theming from 1999. Test Track 2.0 will be closed permanently.
Disney Adds Mickey Mouse Tax to Everything in Their Parks
A trip to Disney World will now cost 25% more with the addition of the Mickey Mouse Tax. This is a new tax on everything at Disney World and Disneyland
Disney World Requiring Guests to Cover Up Tattoos
Disney World will now require all guests to cover up all tattoos. This is due to many complaints of inappropriate tattoos in a family friendly place
Galactic Starcruiser to Become Reedy Creek State Prison
Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser is officially closing. It’s turning into the Reedy Creek State Prison. This is another political point for Ron DeSantis vs Disney
Peter Pan’s Flight Closing, Replaced With New Up Ride
Peter Pan’s Flight is closing permanently and will be replaced with Up Spirit of Adventure. The new Up ride will be an amazing replacement.
Disney Cast Members No Longer Get Free Disney Park Tickets
Disney cast members no longer get free Disney World tickets. Instead, they will get free tickets to Universal Studios. This is to reduce Disney crowd levels