Fart Finders are being installed inside Disney World. This new patented technology will detect anytime someone farts inside the park.
This will then be used as a way to ban people who illegally fart and crop dust inside the Disney World parks. This new technology uses state-of-the-art infrared cameras.
In fact, these Fart Finders are able to detect a fart from up to 500 yards away and determine exactly which guest it came from. They are able to do that by connecting it to your MagicBand, which is part of the patented design.
Essentially, it combines sonar, radar, RFID, and infrared technology all into one. The goal is to better pinpoint who is farting and crop-dusting in their parks, so they can ban them.
As we reported here, Disney is arresting and banning people who fart inside their parks. This is because it’s become a widespread problem and creates a negative guest experience.
These fart finders will be located throughout the Disney World parks and will oversee the main walking areas and inside the queues. In fact, there will be multiple Fart Finder cameras on Cinderella Castle facing all directions of the park.
Disney believes that this will reduce the amount of farting in their parks by 80% with this new technology. However, many people are upset that they can no longer crop dust in their favorite parks.
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